Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies' room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, POOF! you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Soooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..."
POOF!
A letter from a blonde Y2K engineer:
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.
At any rate, I have finished converting the months on all of the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready and will have the right months...
Please note that none of the other months have a Y to K preference.